Sunday, November 20, 2016

ALPHABET PHILOSOPHY: AN ABECEDARIAN PERSPECTIVE



ANDY AND GINO (ITALIAN STAR DELI)
My writing life is contrived and can be as simple as ABC.  

I am an abecedarian. Gino (pictured left with his eyes closed)  gave me this post title: ALPHABET PHILOSOPHY.  Yes, I tend to compartmentalize my ideas into categories as assigned (by me) in alphabetical order.   

Compartmentalization, in Psychology, is a type of coping strategy, usually assigned with a negative connotation.  But this is not always the case.  

For an extreme example: Soldiers must compartmentalize their battlefield horrors in order to fight on, both on the war front and the home front.

Another example: Much more pedestrian in nature than soldiering, most of us muster the ability to compartmentalize work streams separate from our home life.  One unwritten rule of work is to not bring home strife to the office, and conversely, an unwritten rule of home is to not bring work issues into the living room.  (I know this is easier said than done, but such rules are essential for one to focus on the tasks at work and also to the unrelated tasks at home.

Yes, I am a abecedarian, certainly a misnomer because I am not among as the Christian defined 16th – Century Anabaptists who disdained human knowledge unless delivered by God, but more simply defined, I am one who tends to compartmentalize ideas into alphabetical order.  I do this because it’s the perfect lazy design for a short-cut guy as myself, who doesn’t have to think and think and think to figure a better structure to present unrelated (yet seemingly related because of the alphabet) for my random weekly blog ideas.

This blog entry, specifically, will demonstrate my abecedarianistic reflective writing nature.  This ABC compartmentalizing allows me to self-aggrandize rather shaggy-dog stories as being empirically significant.   

And here I go!

    • A ... It began with an Accordion (see this blog, February 27th, 2011).

    •  B … And now I am a Busker.

    • C … a Cool busker
    (MAYBE NOT THAT COOL)

    Or I could begin with Andy and Gino Again.


    ANDY'S TURN ... EYES CLOSED

    This could be followed by my Busksign/Buskpot:



    And now here is the latest picture of my best friend, Colby Williams.


     And then … D

    DIDGERIDOO DUO
    Then ... E

    EMIL AND DAN AT OPEN MIC (SOUTH SK INDEPENDENT LIVING CENTRE)
    Then F … as I strive to get from 10.8 percent body fat to 9 percent!

    FOOD CHART
    (Yes I have body image issues!)

    Some inanimate CHAUCERIAN PARADE marchers were tossed into my guitar case this week:

     
    A LITTLE GIRL'S SUNSHINE SKETCH
     
    A TIM CARD ... STEEPED TEA!

    A SUGGESTIVE EMOJI:)

    Factoid:  My being a blogger means really being a wordmonger, having poetic license to extemporize and link together my selected topics extraneously without much regard for substance, shine without shoe so to speak.  (Such self-abasement is necessary from time to time.)

    My writing life is contrived and can be as simple as ABC -- 
    My non-writing life is geniune and never simple.
      





    Friday, November 11, 2016

    MY SECRET LIFE: COOL HAND NEIL




    THE POPPY GIVEN

    “Yours is the first poppy I’ve seen this season, “I commented one week ago to an elderly and doddering little lady wrapped in long coat making her way past me into the Value Village Mall.  An hour or so later, a younger lady came up to me and presented that same poppy.  “My mother asked me to give you this,” she said, “for your beautiful music.”

    “Cool.  Please thank her very much for me,” I replied.

    (That poppy pictured above was the one given, and for any poppy formalists reading this blog ... "It is better to wear a poppy with a Canadian flag in the center than not wear a poppy at all," the LEGION states in its guidelines for poppy use.)

    COOL, or the concept thereof, is the bellwether of this blog entry.  Hmmm … Indulging in a little introspection, my idea of COOL is either a stalking horse on my vanilla life or the psychological projective of a guy I really want to become.  FACTOID:  In my busking alterity I am Steve McQueen; I am Timothy Olyphant; I am Bobby Orr; I am the combination of Mic Christopher and Glen Hansard; I am Ian Tyson. 

    COOL HAND NEIL

    COOL BARON
    •  STEVE MCQUEEN IN BULLITT
    BULLITT IN HIS MUSTANG

    So COOL on that silver screen is Lieutenant Detective, Frank Bullitt (Steve McQueen)  in that classic car chase, eleven minutes of Steve in his 1968 Mustang GT chasing the bad guys in their 1968 Dodge Charger R/T up and down the streets of San Francisco.  In actuality, the speeds of both cars during this filming were, at times, 110 miles per hour.

    Hmmm … Steve McQueen always personified quintessential COOL.
    • TIMOTHY OLYPHANT IN JUSTIFIED


    Deputy U.S. Marshal, Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant), is a gunslinger.  With his lightning fast draw and John Wayne strut in this modern day Kentucky western, Raylan epitomizes COOL.
    Justified, in my buckaroo opinion, is the best show to watch on television.
    • BOBBY ORR WITH THE BOSTON BRUINS


    During the 70’s Bobby Orr (Boston Bruins #4) used his speed, play-making, and scoring abilities to become the best hockey player on the planet.  Bobby revolutionized the position of defense in the NHL.  Not only did Bobby win the scoring titles, he was also recognized as the toughest player in the league. 

    I wear Boston NHL jersey #4 during my pond hockey evenings in winter (and on my winter morning runs) because … I can be COOL too.
    • MIC CHRISTOPHER AND GLEN HANSARD BUSKING



    Irish buskers, Mic Christopher and Glen Hansard, left a thousand songs and a thousand guitar strings on the streets of Dublin during the 90’s.  Mic and Glen doing “You Ain’t Going Nowhere” on Grafton Street in the Temple Bar District in Dublin, is my all-time favorite so COOL busking video.  On buskation in Ireland a few years ago, I made sure Grafton Street was one of my buskspots!
    Mic passed away 14 years ago – he slipped on a stair causing a brain injury and died just days later.  Glen is still alive and well, strumming and singing, even winning an Oscar for Best Song in 2008.
    • IAN TYSON  


    Canadian singer-songwriter, Ian Tyson, is best known for his song, “Four Strong Winds,” billed as the greatest Canadian song ever written.  Ian is a real cowboy, his first shot at fame in the 60’s as a member of the folk duo, Ian and Sylvia. 

    Over the years I’ve seen Ian perform live few times, including a few weeks ago when he’d just turned 83.  Since the 60’s, Ian has always been a very COOL guitar guy.

    The quiddity of these characters is COOL.  

    COOL as the crux … Is this theme too esoteric?  Is my life so staid; therefore, so quixotic?
    Why do my Annie Oakley tickets to COOLNESS rely on such imaginary personae?

    As a busker (and business person) I tend to dress for success, which really means looking a bit grungy with my shock of messy hair, one day’s beard growth, white t or white collared shirt, faded blue jeans, and black work boots.  Rarely do I wear a hat; oftentimes I wear shades.  Donning a cowboy hat or showing off some tattooed skin would add a little edge but … I’m most comfortable hatless and I’m not into tattoos – I’M JUST THAT COOL.


    Marching this week in my CHAUCERIAN PARADE:

    COLBY WILLIAMS, my best friend, is currently playing for the HERSHEY BEARS in the American Hockey League.  Just checking the team stats this morning, Colby is leading his team in points and the plus/minus.

    And … I’m back to drawing dogs …



    TWO DOG PORTRAITS FOR MY FRIEND, KEVIN
    AT THE REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY THIS MORNING
    MARCHING OF THE FLAGS
    PLACING OUR POPPIES