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| WTF?! |
My usual designer XMAS CARD took a turn for the worse this 2024. When opening the card my caricature of Donald Trump immediately piques curiosity. Here is the annotated edition of this 2024 card:
- Drumpf
Note that on
his left collar I labelled him “Drumpf.” Drumpf is a German surname that dates to the 16th
century and is most known as the predecessor to the family name, Trump.
According to research author, Gwenda Blair, Donald’s ancestor, Hanns Drumpf,
was an itinerant German lawyer in 1603. Back to the future in 2024, Donald
Drumpf is the quintessential emasculated New Yorker socialite, seeking
refuge and solace at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida, and soon at the
presidency in 2025.
Calling
Donald, Drumpf, is most certainly meant to be condescending (and funny).
As a surname, Drumpf sounds even funnier than Trump -- Just ask
British comedian, John Oliver!
- WTF
The reader
will also notice the WTF in big Democratic-blue letters across
the top of the inside page. In this case, WTF means WHAT THE FIGGY PUDDING! Rather than swearing with the
F-word, the F for Figgy pudding
is certainly more festive.
- Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
How about
that five-word cognitive memory test that Trump has been trumpeting?! Under
pressure this five-word baptism of fire mental test seems no small matter for such
a small wannabe dictator, at least not from the perspective of this
five-time-fake-injury military draft dodger, Donald Drumpf.
- WOW
Yes! Trump
aced this test by repeating these five words twice in row! Such an impressive
mental exusion for the dull-witted and dastardly, Donald Drumpf.
- HAPPY NEW YEAR 2029!
This past week Donald Trump has been suggesting that Canada should become the 51st state in America. Trump has been mocking our Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau and besmirching our Minister of Finance, Chrystia Freeland. Justin Trudeau, has a heart of gold, and is a graduate of McGill University and the University of British Columbia. Hi is bilingual, fluent in English and French. Chrystia Freeland, is a journalist and economist, a graduate of both Harvard and Oxford, and fluent in five languages. Whereas meanwhile, back at the bully pulpit, Donald Drumpf has a vocabulary of 10,000 words, and to employ some Christmassy metaphors, Drumpf has walnut for a brain and a lump of coal for a heart.
An FYI, Drumpf: Pretty much anything coming from your mouth is fake news. Most Canadians consider you to be a reprehensible and evil being. Lots of Canadians are refusing to travel to the states as long as you're the ringmaster of your swampy circus. You think those who do not agree with you are on a witch hunt, when in fact, we, Canadians, know you are a wannabe warlock. I AM A CANADIAN -- YOU, SIR, ARE A CLOWN.
Donald’s
presidency will end in 2029. As his term in office ends, so will likely be the
end of an American century of global dominion. But what do I know? I do know
that this XMAS card is an expression of my disdain for the reprehensible, Donald
Trump. Donald Trump is the personification of malversation. Do I
find some schadenfreude in referring to this malversation as Drumpf? I
do, but I digress.
On the front
and back cover of the card, are a couple of my traditional yule drawings:
To prove I
can be kind at Christmastime, I shall close with a sample of my XMAS CARDS over the last few
years:
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| XMAS SANTA 2019 |
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| XMAS CARD 2020 |
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| XMAS CARD 2021 |
MERRY KRISKRINGLEMAS, EVERYONE!
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