Maybe
in one of your past lives, you’ll discover you were a tinker or a tailor, or
soldier or spy. Whatever your current
station, perhaps ‘tis time to discover who you were, to discover who you are (now).
Who you are now could very well be the sum of your 12,000 or so past life
experiences to date.
Shocked?!
I shall explain the numbers.
As
presented in one of my previous blog posts, PAST LIVES REGRESSION: FROM
PHYSICS TO METHAPHYSICS (WHAT IS IT?! WHY IS IT?!) dated April 21st,
2026, I stated that we, Homo sapiens, have been on Earth for approximately
300,000 years. Considering an average generational span is 25 years, that gives
us 12,000 generations of anatomically modern humans (300,000 divided by 25 =
12,000). Twelve thousand generations means each of us having the possibility of
12,000 past lives!
A
possible memory download of 12,000 past lives?! But of course, both mentally
and pragmatically, this number is too high to reckon with or recall in one’s
present lifetime. For my upcoming PAST LIVES REGRESSION RETREAT scheduled this
summer, August 28-29, the regression to a couple, or maybe three past lives shall
suffice.
This
blog post is about who I am now, and who I might have been in one or more of my
lives in the past. In this blog post I will explain with the certainty of fact
and the conjecture of imagination who I currently am, while speculating on just
a couple of the possible 12,000 past lives from whence I came. This blog entry,
then, will be the product of a non-trance, auto-suggested hypnotherapy session
with me, myself, and I!
So,
who am I. In these 12001 lives of mine, right now I am a septuagenarian
adhering to a strict routine of physical exercise, vigorous social connections,
and nutrition awareness, and have been doing so for the last three decades. When
I was in my ‘20s, being in good physical shape was not at all important to me.
In my early ‘30s I became a swimmer; in my late ‘30s I became a long-distance
runner; in my ‘40s I became a weightlifter. And since my ‘40s I’m still an
active participant in all these physical endeavors and more!
Following, are some thumbnails of my current physical activities:
Swimming.
During university years, I swam laps for a mile every morning before classes
started. After university, I was a swimming instructor at the local YMCA for
fifteen years. Now from May through to September, I don a ¾” wetsuit and
snorkel in a variety of lakes in Saskatchewan, Alberta, and British Columbia.
In summertime on days 30 degrees Celsius or hotter, I swim lengths in Wascana
Pool, a five-minute walk from my condo.
Running.
For 13 years I ran a minimum of five miles every weekday, and ten miles every
Sunday. I completed the Saskatchewan Marathon (26 miles) and ran at least 15
half-marathons (most often the Echo Lake Road Race). These past years I’ve
become a fair-weather runner, running only twice per week and only three
seasons a year.
Weightlifting.
I started weight training in the ‘80s and still lift four days a week at
Downtown Fitness, a five-minute walk from my downtown condo.
Martial
Arts. I have been training in Muay Thai for fifteen or so years, the last eight
years training just one day per week.
Skiing.
I started downhill skiing in 1972 and have gone skiing in Alberta and British
Columbia mountains twice a year since. These last three years I have been a
professional down-hill ski instructor at our local hill, Mission Ridge Resort. Skiing
here so much in Saskatchewan has certainly reduced my ski trips to the
mountains.
Hiking.
I am a brutto-tempo hiker, hiking the local trails in spring, winter, and fall,
and in summertime the mountain trails of Alberta and British Columbia.
In my ‘20s, the discrepancy between the unfit and fit was not that apparent, at least not in physical appearance. In my ‘30s when I became an avid swimmer, I started to break from the pack of my peers, having acquired that lithe swimmer look. And when I became a long-distance runner, the cardio and endurance gap between myself and my peers became even wider. Developing muscle as a weightlifter in my ‘40s, that gap became an abyss. And now at 75 years of age, among my peers, I AM AN ALIEN.
Stating that I am an alien is based upon my personal interpretation of EVOLUTIONARY PSYCHOLOGY. To this point, here is my skinny on why Homo sapiens go to the gym. Most people who pay a monthly membership to go to a gym are not professional athletes. Professional athletes have their own gym and trainers, all of which supplied by the professional team of which they are a member. Most people who pay a monthly membership fee to go to a gym are just wanting to either lose weight or get back into shape. FACTOID: I think most people go to the gym for one reason only, and that is “to look good.” Expanding on this, according to evolutionary psychology, our only purpose for being, like every other animal on the planet, is simply to procreate and continue the species. And looking as good as you can is likely the very way to attract a mate with whom to couple and with whom to copulate.
Folks,
I know that I am not an extraterrestrial. Though my physical appearance
may have me looking out of this world when compared to my aged peers, I
am undeniably delusional, but still Homo sapiens. I probably need not add that
I am of the arrogant and narcissistic sect of Homo sapiens. But even as
egocentric and conceited as I am, let us not kid ourselves. Whenever anyone
enters a room, one’s body type communicates before and oftentimes better, than
one’s mouth!
But
why do I think thus? For the sole purpose of this blog entry, I deliberately induced
three non-trance PAST LIFE REGRESSIONS on myself. Here they are (in thumbnail):
I am swimming in a cold and black sea. Hmmm. I have been to the Atlantic
coast in Canada, and the water I am swimming in seems quite like the North
Atlantic. I am freezing cold and treading water I cannot help but notice the
flotsam washed ashore. For sure, I sure be heading there. If I want to live, I
need to make it to shore.
*(The
easy interpretation: Such is the reason why, in this life, I have spent so much
time in the water. I just want to survive!)
I feel I am in the doldrums. With chains around my ankles and wrists, and
barefoot, I am seated amongst other men who are also bound in chains. Looking
around the room, I see only pieces of broken pottery practically everywhere. In
fact, I cannot even see the type of flooring because it is totally covered in
broken bits of clay and glass or whatever. It is almost as though I am a
captive potter of Japanese kintsukuroi.
*(What
influence this past life experience has had on my present is not clear. A
Jungian interpretation could be that in my current life I tend to do whatever I
want whenever I want. And that I never want to go back to being in chains or
having to walk on broken glass.)
And now it’s a starry, starry night and I am on my back completely stretched out looking up into space. There is a child’s giggle to my right. I roll over slightly to see a toddler pointing to the sky. I am trying to discern what he may be looking and laughing at. It looks like a blue marble. It is Earth!
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| YIKES! I REALLY AM AN ALIEN! |
DEAR READERS, I would love for you to join me in my PAST LIVES REGRESSION RETREAT scheduled this AUGUST 28TH & 29th at WAKAMOW VALLEY, MOOSE JAW, SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA. The picturesque WAKAMOW VALLEY is the perfect setting for some fellow time-travelers to unlock the past in order to explore present conditions. For this end-of-summer retreat, I have reserved six rooms at the elegant WAKAMOW HEIGHTS BED & BREAKFAST.
DISCOVER WHO YOU WERE TO DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE!
*REGISTRATION CLOSES JULY
31ST.
QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? For more information on how to register and what to
expect, please text or call me: 1(306) 591-7131.
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NEIL CHILD






























